lately, a lot of people have been using weather balloons to send stuff up there, so i decided to become the first man in history to shoot a rocket pop. that's right! a rocket pop, into space. may god have mercy on my soul. houston, in 10, 9, 8 -- i'm not liking this breeze. i'm scrubbing the launch. i'm scrubbing the launch guys. we'll try to get it in four weeks. this is much better weather conditions. this is one step for me, and anyone that owns a weather balloon. a lick for luck. found it. there it is. i just liked the only popsicle that went to space. >> i'm also the only white person to enjoy dessert in ka compton. ball's in your court, dippin' dots. ice cream of the future my ass. goodnight. switch to hover mode. captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ "the colbert report" ♪ ♪ "the colbert report" ♪ "the colbert report" ♪ ♪ (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome to the report! stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause)